Monday, February 19, 2007

Yarn porn

My friend, Beth, posted yarn porn on her blog the other day. For any non-knitters, "yarn porn" is the pictorial of your pillaging acquisition after a trip to the yarn store. This may be a term actually coined by Beth.

Of course, like any good porn viewed with no outlet at one's disposal, the yarn porn kept me up last night. Then, frustrated, I drifted off to dream of sock yarn. Handpainted sock yarn. Beautiful, flowing sock yarn, running through my fingers as I slipped a pointy, silver pin behind each perfect little stitch and... huh? where was I? Oh, right. Excuse me.

Anyway, today, we went to look at a lovely 110 year old upright piano, which we will be buying so the little children can take lessons and make wonderful music. The little children stayed with Auntie while we looked and we took the opportunity to sneak to stop by Inez's Stitchery, which, if you're ever in the Silver Spring area, you should really visit, as they are a proper yarn store, with lots of wool and inspirational, handwritten signs like "BLOCKING means WETTING". Heehee.

There was a lovely selection of sock yarn, though I managed to make all purchases in the Brown Sheep family... hmmm.


Left, top to bottom: Wildfoote in Rock N' Roll (2), Bluegrass, and Ragtime.
Right, Nature Spun in Amethyst, Pagan Pink and Red Fox.
(Note the nifty little pointy sock pins. They say 4-ought on them, but they're bigger than that. I'll have to gauge, but I'm guessing 0 or 1)


Please note that, while Beth's porn is of the highest quality, a classic in its own time, mine is more of the campy, homemade variety. Do not despair for me, however; the hubby is currently working "stashtime" (that's overtime that he knows is going to be converted) for the Sheep & Wool Festival, only three months away! Come mother's day weekend, I'll be like a repressed divorcee turned loose at Hedonism!

I can't wait to finish my other socks, which I'm knitting by the "whack" as the Harlot would say (there are 4 socks in a pair for the boys) in lovely handspun 70 wool/30 mohair sportweight. More on those when they're officially FOs and I can have my way with the new stuff.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! I was on your blog!!!! :) Love your run too. I love brown sheep. They are from NE you know? People and places from there are the best. hehe

The subversive housewife said...

Weeeel, ok, I'll give you that. Maine yarn is also pretty nifty, though. Bartlett and Peace Fleece come from ME. :-)

Anonymous said...

It is ok if you are just my friend out of sock yarn lust. I am just your friend out of knitted tatas lust. It's all good!(Hey lady, want to feel my yarn?) *wink*

Stuff from Maine is good to. I was there once, I liked it.

The subversive housewife said...

I didn't say I AM just your friend out of sock yarn lust... it just occurred to me that I could actually just want to be your friend out of awe for your stash - having no other knowledge of you - and that makes me feel a bit shallow, frankly. Not one of my finer thoughts.

The boob-ends do bring a whole new dimension to molesting wool, don't they?

Anonymous said...

I know you aren't just my friend out of sock lust or stash lust. I don't know much about you either. :) What would you like to know?
The book ends take things to am all new dimension. I liked it while I was there too.