Groin Stain

Just in case the inevitable family pictures sporting gray-black hag teeth were not enough reason to not have black icing on a cake, I will now offer the following:
1. Parents of diapered chilren have to spend a greater than desired time trying to decide whether their children ATE something or have an upper GI bleed.
2. Groin stain. That's not a typo. My "g" key is a little wonky, but the "r" works just fine. Holden has a gray stripe on his groin that looks like somebody took a Sharpie to him. I'm hoping in soaks off in the tub.

So let's recap:
1. Black hag teeth.
2. Scary blackish poop
3. Groin stain.

Maybe just a dark chocolate would do?

Who'd a thought it?

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A purist. Really? Snort. The real joke here is that I won't even knit with cotton. And I've been called an "elitist" before. As long as nobody's trying to explain to me how my knitting is furthering the conservative Christian agenda - as my homeschooling is, evidently - we'll all be ok.