Sunday, August 26, 2007

Groin Stain

Just in case the inevitable family pictures sporting gray-black hag teeth were not enough reason to not have black icing on a cake, I will now offer the following:
1. Parents of diapered chilren have to spend a greater than desired time trying to decide whether their children ATE something or have an upper GI bleed.
2. Groin stain. That's not a typo. My "g" key is a little wonky, but the "r" works just fine. Holden has a gray stripe on his groin that looks like somebody took a Sharpie to him. I'm hoping in soaks off in the tub.

So let's recap:
1. Black hag teeth.
2. Scary blackish poop
3. Groin stain.

Maybe just a dark chocolate would do?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Things sound fun at your house. I have puppies. I must be on crack.